Finally... A use for beer guts!

Ladies! Finally the perfect Christmas gift for the beer loving man in your life. Someone has finally figured out a good use for beer guts. It is a product called "The Beerbelly". They have developed a removable beer gut that is really a beer bladder in disguise!

Why, you ask?

Because with Beerbelly under your shirt, a can walk right into ball games, movie theaters, and boring classes with their own stash of cold, cheap beer. No more paying $8 for a pint of bad beer at the concession stand. You just fill it up at home with your favorite beverage, strap it on, and suck away on the plastic feeding tube.

Now all they need to do is create the fake pregnancy kit for women who want to do the same. Who is gonna mess with a pregnant lady?